Jeremiah's+2+Minute+Mystery

Warning: This is a horrible story and you are at risk of injury after reading this story. The creators of this story are not responsible for any injuries sustained while you are reading, or even looking at this terrible travesty of a mystery. We recommend that you do not reread the story more then 1/2 times. In addition, children may experience nightmares related to this story after being near it. Without further ado, let us present: //THE DEAD PEOPLE!//

“Three boys and their parents found dead in their quiet suburban home? That sounds interesting,” muttered Inspector Terry under his breath. “Maybe I should go there and check it out. I love a good mystery.”

An hour later, the Inspector was discussing the case with the police at the scene of the crime. The officer in charge told him that they had no idea how to even figure the case out. "You see, the family appeared to have committed suicide by taking an overdose of sleeping pills before they went to bed. We have no idea why they did what they did. There are no wounds on the family's bodies." said the officer. "The only clue we have is a vase which lay on the floor broken."

"Hmm..." thought Inspector Terry. "Was there anything inside it?" He went in to check. Inside the vase was a note on a small piece of paper. It said: I am the merderuss. I was the one who drugged my family and killed them, because I strongly believe in feemails being superior to males. Then I committed suicide myself. Now you will never catch me, because I am dead! Ha ha ha! Signed, Mabel Henderson."

"So, she was the murderess? Seems unlikely." commented the officer. "That's right," said Inspector Terry. "There was someone else who killed them."

HOW DID HE KNOW?